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ACME Omnipresent Interstellar Corporate Conglomeration

The ACME Omnipresent Interstellar Corporate Conglomeration is widely renouned for it's spacial programme, based out of ACME Orbicom (Slovinia) we strive to deliver that kind of yee-haw capitalism to the stars that is just not entirely legal here on Earth.

Our advanced fleet of space scientists ensure that, more or less, we achieve 35% success rate that you'll make it to the other end. The ACME Space Ferry fleet is the best that can be had on this side of the sun.

We're currently selling tickets* for all of the installations in the menu above, so check them out and get onboard today !

Orbital Mission and UFO Control.

General Dumetochukwu Chinonyelum
ACME República Portuguesa
R São Domingos 109
2640-524 MAFRA

*price includes lifelong binding contract of servitude to ACME Omnipresent Interstellar Corporate Conglomeration's planetary properties. Some conditions apply. Death may vary.

ACME Switchboard 24/7 - +44 (0)28 9244 8977

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